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Jacinta (aka Derek) Cooper
Danny Quinn

Think you know your liars from your fibbers, or your teachers from your tell-tales? Take a look at the everyone from the Liars' and Fibbers' Academy, and find out which one is most like you!

Likes: Statistics, velcro and couscous.

 

Dislikes: Snow, mermaids and smartphones.

Height (including tailfin): 130cm.

 

Distinguishing Features: Scales on lower limbs.

Likes: Yoga (but prefers yoghurt).

 

Psychological Status: !!!

Likes: Masterchef.

 

Suspected of: Spying on the USA's space programme.

Lydia Quinn
Miss Balalaika
Inigus Jowly
Inelda Jowly

Age: Approximately 185 years.

 

Dislikes: Her nose, her brother and any children whatsoever.

Favourite piece of poetry:        Imagine if your precious nose,

                                                          were sandwiched in between your toes,

                                                          That clearly would not be a treat,

                                                          For you'd be forced to smell your feat.

 

                                                          By Jack Prelutsky

 

Law he would introduce if

he were Prime Minister:           A ban on putting olives on pizza.

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